Pass time: Psychedelic Simon Says and Incriminati

I put the Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy quiz back up. If you’re wondering what exactly Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy is, it’s a book by Tim Burton.

George Dubya NOT Welcome in Europe -
In the German capital Berlin, protests started with a 70,000-strong peaceful demonstration on May 21st. More demonstrations and a large variety of autonomous actions are planned for Wednesday and Thursday. In response to dissent on the streets, Berlin is currently seeing the biggest deployment of police since World War II. Both the city council and the federal government have made clear that where the comfort of a US president is concerned, the people’s civil rights come second.

Finally, people that understand what’s REALLY going on.

You’re a passenger in a vehicle that gets pulled over. You’re asked for ID and they declare it fake. You go to court. The judge declares it real. So they charge you with something called Criminal Mischief so it looks like they’ve really arrested a criminal. You’ve done nothing. Put you on probation for six months. If you don’t become gainfully employed they send you to jail. You have to find a job that doesn’t do background checks and is indifferent to your status of probation. Would you like fries with that? Not so much.

You’re now a personal watchdog for every SUV in the Tampa Bay area. That is to say if they happened to come downtown to spend an entire Saturday at an all day Christian rock concert or the home show. The scene goes like this: 2.5 kids at the Christian rock show, Mom and Dad at the home show. For those of you not familiar with the home show, it’s like playing house for adults, only your kitchenette sets are fully workable with an option to buy.

The ad should say, Must be able to withstand model American families for long periods of time. A lot attendant. The cream of the crop nobody. The job with no purpose. Must be able to watch pavement for long periods of time. Standing in your private landfill of everything wrong in the world. This is gainfully employed. I suppose you could become a scaled down version of a guerrilla terrorist of the parking industry. Wrong directions are my specialty. Going north? Go south, it’s much quicker. East? Why go east when you can go west? Interstate west? Two blocks down, passed 2 lights. take your immediate left, that will take you exactly east of where you’re going. Praise Jesus.

Just two more months of this.