I just…I don’t…I’m not…wtf?

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“It may seem unreasonable, unfair and downright mean-spirited to compare the Bush administration to the minions of Sauron, the granddaddy of evil in The Lord of the Rings trilogy.”

Nah! Check out the similarities yourself.

I’m so bored right now, I thought that I would share some of the sites that I have recently stumbled upon.

The Amazing Morphing Michael Jackson - A nice video clip of Michael Jackson through the years, because you can’t get enough of Michael’s disintegrating face.

Koogle.com - Google, Kosher style. Oy Vey.

Barbwire Jump - A bloody fun game where you jump barbwire instead of jumprope.

Custom made caskets let you get buried in style!

What this chick thinks of Bill:

“Bill, you are a Cheating, Lying, Lusting, Conniving, Manipulative, Deceitful, Foolish, Exploitive, Lecherous, Egotistical, Perverse, Obstinate, Derisive, Abominable, Repulsive, Indignant, Obtuse, Moronic, Retarded, Bastard.”

I Can Still Tell Your Wife Bill.com. Includes incriminating hidden videos and a desperate confessional of this broad crying for ol’ Bill? Ah- The internet, a versatile solution for revenge…or something.

Check out this old video showing the effects of the British Army being tested on acid. Interesting, especially when the soldier decides to throw down his weapon to climb a tree and feed the birds.

BBS Mates - Get reunited with your old BBS Buddies. Oh, the days of BBS. How I miss ASCII art, door games, and those long, intimate chats with Eliza. I’m compelled to dig up my list of BBS’s I used to frequent. Most, I’m sure, are long out of commission. Unfortunately, BBS Mates is running wretchedly slow (/.’d) …perhaps I’ll have to put off getting reacquainted with L0RD OF DARKN3SS and BLACK KN1GHT until tomorrow. Anyone up for a game of PimP WarS? (haha?)

Taliban Reunited - Taliban Reunited is the simple way to find out what your old terrorist chums and captives are doing now. Praise Allah!

Sucks500.com Corporate America Sucks. Corporate America got you down? Recently laid off? Your Dot-com go Dot-bomb? Sucks500.com is the site for you to vent all your frustrations against Corporate America. The site runs a little slow but has a vast collection all things that suck in Corporate America.

Search the forums for whichever company has disgruntled you and post flaming, offensive, remarks about them or start your own thread. The forum also consists of Corporate America Sucks listings from A-Z.

Internal Memos is a site brought to you by the people of FuckedCompany.com. It boasts to be the “Internet’s Largest Collection of Corporate Memos and Internal Communication”.

Ladies and gentlemen I bring to you, RAP SNACKS. The other day Danielle came home with two bags of potato chips: back at the RANCH chips featuring Bel Biv Devoe and Cheezie Nacho chips featuring Warren G. They come in wide varieties complete with pictures and bios of your favorite rappers for 25 cents a bag. Soon to feature Hot Boys and Nelly. If they’re putting BBD on there, I wonder if they’ll release a Vanilla Ice brand. It’s absolutely amazing what they market these days. It’s a sad, sad world. Word to yo’ mutha, boooyyy.

Oh my under god! New pages added to the “Get Your War On” comic. Schweet! Go endure your freedom under god and check them out.