Buy Me a Hooker - “Hello my name is Brian I am a 29 year old male living with my sister. I was recently laid off from my job as a Java Programmer. When I’m not looking for work I spend my time battling evil in Everquest(Level 56 High-Elf Enchanter)and tending to my virtual family in The Sims. ” hahahhahah

Skeletor Goes Job Hunting - A flash movie of Skeletor jub hunting.

Mate in a State - This is where you send all those pictures of your friends and all the crazy shat you do to them when they’re completely trounced out of there minds.

Dictator Cards - Spice up your card playing with dictators?

Steves Backyard Boxing - I thought this was only a drunken party in Seffner event, guess not.

Here is a list of a few drinking games I came across that I thought were worth mentioning.

A-Team
Facts Of Life
G.I. Joe
He-Man
Labyrinth
She-Ra
Space Ghost
Simpsons
Transformers

Homer Simpson is Canadian! - “In Montreal for a performance of The Simpsons — In the Flesh stage show at the Just for Laughs comedy festival, Groening noted Thursday his dad was born in Canada and Homer is named for him so…”That would make Homer Simpson a Canadian,” Groening said in an interview. “I hope Canadians won’t hold it against the show now that they know. ”

Twin Tracker - No, you’re not the only one waiting for the Olsen twins to turn 18. The Twin Tracker shows a map of the U.S. and you click to find out if the twins are already legal in your state. Geography that’s fun for the whole family!

Hey guys, been called a dick lately? You just might be listed on the international Dick List. “And remember, no Dick is too small to submit!” I’m glad to say that none of my guy friends are dicks, however, I would have plenty of contributions to make to a Bitch List. :-Þ

If anybody has gotten a crank call in the past 2 days of a chinese man looking for Tupac CD’s, it was most likely me. Comedy Central has this show called Crank Yankers, on their website you can make them crank call anyone you want.

Allah on IRC? - Taliban’s IslamicIRC Script, a customized version of the popular mIRC chat client, automatically connects users to two Islamic channels on the DALnet Internet Relay Chat (IRC) network.

Ad Nauseum Department - Fake banner ads. Very Amusing.

And then there’s this - I just don’t know what to say about this. This guy hooked up his computer to his toilet, thus you can flush his toilet via the internet.

Heavy has new videos up on their site. Quite amusing. They had a clip from the Man Show on there with this prepubescent kid selling beer from his beerstand. It’s hilarious. Other Random Crap: If you’ve ever wanted to get drunk or earn some extra cash on the side, I guess you can take after Ben. The guy behind Make Ben Drink Dot Com. Supposedly people donate him money to get him drunk in exchange for a picture of him drunk and a shout-out on his website. Benny is just hilarious. His drunken photos rawk.

Well, I have had a long day and I’m deliriously tired…until tomorrow.

Uh…this is scary…it’s Eugene the marvelous
crooning child. Although, I think marvelous is a bit of a stretch.

Well, we got Road Runner yesterday. I’m going to start streaming the webcam in place of the
“random cam pic” soon. I’m thinking of changing the site again. I just haven’t gotten used to this layout. Not to mention
I only have it on this first page as well.
I was looking for streaming webcams last night and instead I found The Ashtray
Cam and this site in which this woman is a self-proclaimed messiah.

It’s quite amazing what people do with their spare time.

I’m bored. So what do bored people do? They find hot babes in jail to become pen-pals with!
While i search for a nice pen-pal, Danielle is doing laundry, a process
that has taken precisely three days to start. Or, it’s just taken three days to actually accumulate all the dirty clothes.
Whichever. She looks so productive. I guess I should do something productive as well. Let’s see.
I got a job last week…so that compensates for all the time I waste being a lazy piece of shit, right? RIGHT.