I probably couldn’t pick a worse topic to end my streak of silence. But I have to. This is haunting me and it’s no mystery. I just have to get this off my chest.

SCOOBY DOO IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN ALL YEAR!

I apologize profusely for making Benny also suffer through this atrocity. I don’t know what possessed me to even consider watching this. Perhaps I was trying to relive my childhood enjoyment of the cartoon (pre-scrappy of course). I wasn’t expecting much. At the most, I was expecting something that would entice me to sleep. This was enticing me to sleep…eternally. Once Velma said, “Let’s get jinky with it” I knew the damage was already done. I don’t even know which movie was worse, Spiderman or Scooby.

Cartoons to live action movies are such terrible ideas. The should avoided at all costs. Well, unless, it’s the Garbage Pail Kids. heh. Okay, I’m done embarrassing myself this evening. Feel free to comment REALLY GOOD MOVIE SUGGESTIONS.

There’s always Fight Club. I’m so terribly bored. Danielle is working tonight and I’m left to my own vices. It’s been storming all day, there’s shit on the tele, Danielle doesn’t come home until midnight, and of course I have no company, so it looks like a Fight Club night.

Has anyone out there seen Full Frontal? We went and saw this movie several days ago and I want to get someone elses opinion on this movie. I can’t stop thinking about it and how much sense it didn’t make to me. Danielle fell asleep during it while I awaited Brad Pitt’s arrival in every scene. He appeared twice. He had three lines. The newspaper listed him as a lead star in the film. I HATE when movies are advertised with a particular person seen as being a lead character and they end up having a cameo appearance. Kind of like that whole Drew Barrymore in Scream thing. She has a lame conversation with a lame killer and we see her gutted shortly thereafter. Good times. Anyway. Full Frontal, have you seen it?

Here is a list of a few drinking games I came across that I thought were worth mentioning.

A-Team
Facts Of Life
G.I. Joe
He-Man
Labyrinth
She-Ra
Space Ghost
Simpsons
Transformers

Danielle and I went to the drive-in last night and saw The Minority Report. I’ve read many positive reviews about this movie and even heard someone say The Minority Report made The Matrix look tame. How can you pass up a statement like that? So, we go see the movie. First of all, I don’t see how this movie could ever be compared to The Matrix. The Matrix is a movie that is worth seeing, over and over, again and again. I think Minority Report fell way below my expectations. I think the media is giving this movie too much hype. I also think Spielberg needs to know that sometimes, you just have to edit a movie. The movie had some potential but I think it could have been better. Definitely not the “Hottest Movie of the Summer” but definitely worth the $3.50 for Danielle and I to both see it. So the next time Benny tells me not to see something or that another movie is better, I will listen to him. Ben knows all.

I had a wonderful night tonight. We decided tonight was going to be girlfriends night out so Danielle and I went out to dinner and a movie in which we saw Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Excellent movie, better than what I was expecting and Dani didn’t even fall asleep during it! That movie was definitely a break in the cycle of movies we’ve been renting lately. Last night we watched Happiness by Todd Solondz. Which is probably one of the least bizarre movies we’ve seen this month. I’d have to say on the top of the list is The Acid House by Irvine Welsh or maybe Julien Donkey Boy, which, might I add, is NOT AS GOOD as Gummo despite what I’ve heard from other Gummo Cult Leaders. We started renting movies from this small town video store BECAUSE BLOCKBUSTER CAN SUCK IT. Anyway, just wanted to brag about my wonderful date with Dani and how good Episode II was…until tomorrow…

I haven’t been posting real entries on here lately, just copying and pasting a variety of
time wasters on here. It loses it’s amusement after a while. HeH, sometimes. I need cable. Immediately. I also need
every Mystery Science Theater 3000 on tape. I’m on my B-Movie kick again. Danielle and I watched The Brain That Wouldn’t Die last week
and now I’m completely obsessed with “B Rated” horror movies. We also watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers. HeH. Ah, it was great.