Yes, it’s true. Wednesday was Danielle and I’s one year anniversary. She took two days off of work so we could spend the entire two days together. It was wonderful. For all of the bad things that have happened this year, without Danielle my life would have collapsed. I’m looking forward too many more anniversaries to come.

We ended up going to Fatso’s on the infamous “pitcher night”. We ran into Vanessa, Leigh Ann, and Kim. We had a great time, it was nice seeing Leigh Ann again. Hopefully all our future run-ins will continue to be as good.

Yesterday was Danielle and I’s lazy recovering day. Olive Garden takeout and a Brad Pitt movie (no not Full Frontal). Could it really get any better than that? I think not.

On a completely different note, I’m very relieved to have read that cxi has made his final decision to NOT join the Navy.

So, on a different note Bennyland.com can also be found at Pocketrocks.com now.

Benny also wrote a great webcam applet that he’s distributing so go check that out while you’re there, too. I’m using it now for my cam and I aslo added a popup for it as well. Thanks Benny!

I disappear for the weekend and all kinds of bizarre things are in store for my return, even MakeBenDrink.com has been updated!

I returned home last night with Hollie. The move went well and I had a blast driving around in that big Penske moving truck with Hollie. She’s moving to a very tiny backwoods type of town, however, it does have a Sonic (Route 44 cherry limeades!). I’m looking forward to riding shotgun once again with Hollie when she moves to Tampa at the end of the year. Right, Hollie?

I’ll be leaving today and heading to Gainesville with Hollie to help her move. I’ll be returning on Sunday. Until then…

Don’t read this. I don’t have anything of importance to write about. You might as well find something else to read. Go find your path to enlightenment, go play video games, go sit null and void in front of the television, just don’t waste your time reading this. You certainly won’t find anything profound or life changing here. I’m just trying to waste my own time basking in my inability to sleep.
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We’re all drunk and playing twister and the effing cam isn’t working. WTF? ah well….

Check it out, I won Jake’s contest at 8bitjoystick. He put up screenshots of 6 NES games and you had to guess what they were. The prize was an NES game of his choice from his collection. WHO’S TEH 8BIT MASTUH NOW, HUH? (Hey, give me a break, I’ve never won anything before. :-P)

Update: The trip to Gainesville and Pensacola has been postponed until next weekend.

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I’m leaving today to go to Gainesville and then after that I’ll be driving with Hollie up to Pensacola to assist her in moving. I will be returning Sunday evening or Monday. Whichever.

Could there be anything more frightening than Ladies Night at a bar named 60 Watt that resides on the outskirts of Brandon, teetering between Valrico and Seffner? I don’t think so. When a bar advertises a Ladies Night with free drinks, never hesitate to analyze the reason why they have a Ladies Night with free drinks. Let us analyze this, shall we? I can only assume that this particular bar is mainly dominated with a male centered crowd. (Seeing how we made up about 95% of the population of women there) How else to attract herds of females but with free drinks and no cover? Works for me!

Okay, free drinks. Sounds great, eh? You’re first question should be, “What kind of drinks are free?” It doesn’t take a genius to figure this out. It certainly isn’t 100% blue agave Tequila or Bass. It’s safe to say that bringing your own Solo cup wouldn’t be out of line either. You’re choices are whatever fruit juices are available mixed with “THIS IS TEQUILA” tequila or Budweiser. I’m not a Bud girl or any domestic beer girl for that matter, so I opt for the tequila. Time to sit back, and do a whole lot of people watching.

Eight drinks later and the only thing I’ve got going on is a headache. I’m no longer up for drinking. It’s time for mullet counting. I counted five people, FIVE PEOPLE without mullets. These are the people I came with! Time to shift my attention to the dance floor and watch this woman dance with this guy. The same woman that told Danielle she wanted to be a stripper. Therefore, she is out there doing, what looks like, an audition for Mons Venus (strip club in Tampa) with this guy (who’s eating it up) while “Daisy Dukes” is playing in the background. At this point, Danielle leans over and whispers to me, “What you don’t know is, that’s her brother“.

You know what, I just cannot go on with this. I’m almost positive that I don’t have to continue the story to convince you that going to Ladies Night is a bad idea. Perhaps it’s different at other bars, if that’s the case, I warn you never to go to 60 Watt on Ladies Night. ~Fin

I got my book today!