Lego builder - Just like playing with real legos, except you don’t have to worry about leaving any pieces on the floor and having it lodged in your foot later.

Virtual etch-a-sketch - No shaking required.

Build your own Powerpuff Girl character - Same concept as the build your own South Park character and the build your own lego character.

The Washed Up Celebrity Dunk Tank - The only place to send actors like J.M. Bullock, Shannon Doherty, and Jenny McCarthy spiraling into a tank of water. Someone how they left out Scott Baio. Where the hell is Scott Baio these days, anyway?

Ultimate Dodgeball - This is just like the Cherry Bomber game. Only I’m better at this one.
In fact, you should just go to Circusx.com and check out all of the games there.

Throw a Giraffe Around - This thing gives me the creeps.

Where’s George? - Danielle actually got a bill at work yesterday that had the “www.wheresgeorge.com” stamp on it.

Ink Link - A multiplayer flash game. Kind of like Win, Lose, or Draw.

People keep sending me to this site about the $20 bill so I’m just going to post the link here. The site shows you that if you fold the new $20 bill a certain way it reveals hidden pictures of the World Trade Center and Pentagonorrhea buildings when they were attacked by evil-doers! It’s so sad that America is so hated because of all of our freedoms. </sarcasm> Fucking bush. Why didn’t they fly a plane into him? Maybe it would shut his pretzel hole.
Check out Faketown.com. It’s like a web based Sims game. Very amusing.

What could possibly be better than your old lite brite? A Virtual Lite Brite! One of the coolest games I’ve come across lately is Mini-Putt. Not interested? Here’s a link for more flash games.

Watching the news tonight and the newscaster says, “This just in, Global Warming may be factual, AND the administration is saying that humans may be the sole cause.” GET OUT! This is news? What a stupid schmuck. I can’t find a link to the exact transcript. However, there is a link on CNN on the same subject. Other related link, Washington gets criticised for failing to do its part in protecting the environment.

Release anger.

Mousebreaker has a plethora of flash games. A few being TETRIS, COCKROACH CHRIS, SKATING DOWN SHIT ST., ROUND THE CLOCK DARTS, and BLAST BILLIARDS.

Time to watch the Simpsons .

Pass time: Psychedelic Simon Says and Incriminati

Sarah and Kimmi are watching Freeway and Danielle is taking a nap so I’m trying to kill time while waiting for the arrival of Fornicating Niki and Militant Hollie. And where does infinite boredom online always lead you? FLASH GAMES. So iplay3d.com has this Whack A Politician game where you get to bludgeon the likes of Al Gore and George Bush. Unfortunately, there’s just not enough blood in this game for me. :-Þ However, there is about 13 other games to choose from. I’ve run out of flash games and I can’t seem to find anything enlightening on the web. So….

Jump to me finishing Survivor this morning. Chuck Palahniuk is God. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how excellent the book was because you should have already read it along with all his other books because they are that good.

Jump to me on the computer being uncontrollably impatient.
See Also: Restless.
Please fasten your seat belts as we begin our terminal descent into oblivion.

For the past two nights I’ve been working downtown. I had to work the Blink 182 show and I still haven’t figured out what is so punk about sprayed on green hair and Abercrombie and Fitch outfits. It was like an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. I have never seen so many cargo pants and shorts in my life. Blink 182 is what N-Sync would be if they played they’re own intruments. I suppose that explains my disappearance. Okay, and now for a time waster:
Birds! it’s like Duck Hunt.

Flash games always alleviate boredom: Pink Slip Panic